Distress Sale: BUY IT NOW Price $1.5 million
This is a limited time offer: Auction ends soon (removal from office) so act now.
NO RESERVE
One (1) United States Senate Seat for the State of Illinois
Be part of history, buy the seat held by such famous Americans as Abraham Lincoln.
Attain all the rank and privilege of the senate without having to campaign; just let you money do the talking. Avoid having to lie, cheat, and steal. And avoid those awkward fund-raising moments and bending over for special interests.
One complete set of Lincoln Logs thrown in as an added bonus.
MUST BE AN ILLINOIS RESIDENT TO QUALIFY
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